Category Archives: Rants

What Really Grinds My Gears – 17

You know what really grinds my gears – people who say “no offence” and actually expect people not to get offended.
For example, I actually heard someone (on TV) say “I don’t want my son to be… no offense… gay.” What was worse was that she followed it with “so I always walk around the house [...]

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I Smell Another Rant – 8

So I’ve been told that people will get bored of my blog if I keep posting Matt Giraud updates and videos. I beg to differ. But if a story is what you want, well here you go.
Last week has been rough. First of all, the sperm bank that was my father is now known only [...]

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What Really Grinds My Gears – 16

You know what really grinds my gears – mullets.
The classic hillbilly mullet.
 The tourist mullet. 
The Asian mullet.
The beach mullet. 
The family mullet.
 The chubby child mullet.
The mugshot mullet. 
The midget mullet.
The canine mullet.
And the French mullet…  Though I believe this is called Le Mullé
And I just HAD to add this one:
The Curly Mullet
‘Nuff said.
P.S. The American Dream can be [...]

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What Really Grinds My Gears – 15

You know what really grinds my gears – Life & Style magazine.
I don’t buy magazines but my husband thought that he’d surprise me with the newest Rob Pattinson story.
Maybe I’m devoted to Rob (and my husband) but I just thought the article was extremely distasteful.
First, Rob is on the cover of the magazine with a [...]

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What Really Grinds My Gears – 14c

Thirdly, the moron clerk at the grocery store… Also an ignorant lady. I’ve come across this clerk several times. First, she never says ‘hi’ or makes small talk. Fine. The part that grinds my gears is she doesn’t even tell you your total. She just stares at you until you guess what you owe and [...]

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What Really Grinds My Gears – 14b

Moving on to the second ignorant lady. This one is for you, ignorant lady at the market place and hoarder of all things plastic.
My friend and I decide to go to the market place to get some pre-chopped strawberries for her yogurt. After paying for her strawberries, my friend asks for a plastic bag so [...]

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What Really Grinds My Gears – 14a

You know what really grinds my gears – the ignorant ladies that I came across these last few days. So ignorant in fact, I may have to space out my blog posts.
First, there is the original ‘ignorant old lady’ (from previous posts) who I used to see at the bus stop everyday until I decided [...]

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