Things I Learned at the Book Festival

wordAlright so I failed to write about my weekend with the Wicked sisters (Pixie, Word Taster, and Zoe).

We had a blast of a time at Word on the Street, the last Sunday in September. Bought lots of good books, ate lots of good food, ahem, corn on the cob and donuts, and generally bashed anyone in our way. Good times.

Some things I learned:

- The lady with the walker motors faster than the rest of us combined.

- Good friends are those that protect you from your fears, no matter how ridiculous they might be.

- Bees like hot peppers and hot dogs as much as they like funnel cake and sweet corn.

- Robert Charles Wilson is so famous that I find it difficult to talk to him. But I did announce his presence and spread awareness around to all the folk, so for those who didn’t know he was there, well they still had the opportunity to get his signature.

- Lorina Stephens, don’t stand up honey, you might hurt yourself.

- Elizabeth May shouldn’t speak in public.

- Don’t make eye contact with Karen Dales whilst whispering about “the lady in the picture” she’ll call you over and you’ll be forced to have a conversation.

- When all you want is corn, you have no time for pleasantries. Or manners. Or table etiquette.

- Walter the Farting Dog is a series of over-priced books, but who can resist with such a catchy character.

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  • WickedLilPixie

    Mmm Corn! LOL

  • http://www.justkickinit.ca jacstar

    i'm pretty sure i sang the corn song every time i lined up for another cob haha

  • WickedLilPixie

    I could have eaten 3 more cobs! LMFAO

  • http://www.justkickinit.ca jacstar

    haha me too

  • http://www.5rivers.org/ Lorina Stephens

    Just came across your post in a Google search, and thought you might want to know the reason I didn't stand at WOTS is because I have severe arthritis, and the pain I live with on a day to day basis I think might drive most people to their knees.But, then, it's easy to make erroneous assumptions when faced with certain stereotypes.Would love to put a face to the name should we encounter one another at some future event. My spring tour is ramping up and available at: http://www.5rivers.org/contents/en-ca/d91.html

  • http://www.justkickinit.ca jacstar

    technically i'm not erroneous then, am i?if you stood up, you would hurt yourself… given this intense pain. i'm not really sure the stereotype you are referring to, but i remember the day clearly. you sat in the back corner and announced that you were a "writer/publisher/author" etc etc etc to anyone who would listen.we get it… you do everything. kudos

  • http://www.justkickinit.ca jacstar

    technically i'm not erroneous then, am i?if you stood up, you would hurt yourself… given this intense pain. i'm not really sure the stereotype you are referring to, but i remember the day clearly. you sat in the back corner and announced that you were a "writer/publisher/author" etc etc etc to anyone who would listen.we get it… you do everything. kudos

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