This is almost a biography of Robert Pattinson. Except it’s not good.

It’s written in the style of TigerBeat Magazine, pictures are mediocre, and it’s less than 50 pages.

I can’t emphasize enough how disappointed I am with this ‘book’. The overuse of the exclamation point and question mark is appauling.

It reminds me of being in kindergarten and having stories read to the class. The teacher is so enthusiastic while reading that the entire class is enthralled.

Except I’m not in kindergarten… Not even close. And I’m pretty sure parents aren’t going to read this book to their small children as a bedtime story, so what is the purpose?

I didn’t learn anything new. It really felt that this was a project for a high school student. Something they handed into their English teacher. It probably received an A, but that doesn’t mean it should have been published.

I bet the ‘author’ researched published articles in magazines and other biographies, took some clippings and quotes, and cut and paste some pretty pictures into this small (not even worthy of the label) ‘magazine’. I highly doubt Robert Pattinson had any knowledge of this, as there doesn’t seem to be any interviews. Just silly trivia such as “Question: What is Robert’s favourite music? Answer: Everything” … How informative.

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