I Smell Another Rant – 6

I’ve decided to set up a donation page. Please contribute for the following reasons.

My dogs need to be neutered. I have two small dogs so it will probably cost around $250-$300 per dog.

I would also like to buy a house. Not just any house. I want a multi-million dollar home.

Once I have that home, I’ll need to furnish and decorate it.

Please give me your money.

Is this working? You’d have to be a moron to give me money, but if you’re willing to give it then I guess I’m willing to take it.

I was fully aware that my dogs would need to be neutered prior to adopting them. I knew how much that would cost me as I did the research. I knew all the shots involved and those costs. Along with the food and toys and leashes and clothing (my dogs are hairless and actually need clothing to protect them from sunburns and cold weather). We crate-trained them so I needed to buy a crate as well.

Nadya Suleman recently gave birth to octuplets. This is eight babies all in one pregnancy. This is also in addition to the SIX babies she already had. For those of us who aren’t so keen on math, Nadya has 14 kids. She also lives with her mom in a 1-3 bedroom house and between the two of them (or 16 if you include the sweat shop that will eventually have to happen) they are struggling to make mortgage payments. I say 1-3 because I’ve read different bedroom amounts from different sources. Let’s say it’s a 2-bedroom home, as this seems like a good average.

Nadya is unemployed, unmarried, and has no boyfriend in the picture. I’m not sure how many fathers were involved in all of these pregnancies either. I’ve read there has been some trickery in conception. But I want to know why any doctor or any fertility clinic would contribute to this abomination. Don’t tell me this was natural, it wasn’t. Humans are not meant to have octuplets. I believe the most we are able to have (through natural methods) at any one time is three. Anything beyond triplets was done at a clinic with the help of a doctor and a turkey baster.

Each time Nadya gets pregnant she sets up a donation page, or asks for more money using the original donation page. She clearly needs the money to support her large family. Here’s the thing Nadya, if you can’t afford children, close your legs and stay out of the clinic.

Instead, she asks for money for her ever-growing family and she says she’s going to use this money to buy a multi-million dollar home. It doesn’t make sense to pay off the 2-bedroom home she currently lives in, lets ask the world for a mansion.

She also wants to look like Angelina Jolie. Who do you think pays for the plastic surgery?

The best thing I’ve read yet, is that she bought a Nintendo Wii. She’s collecting donations for a home and for her 14 kids, and spending it on video games. Excellent.

My husband and I were prepared when we adopted our puppies. But hey, I’ll take donations anyways. If this stupid lady can get knocked up and give birth to 14 kids, get plastic surgery enough times to look like a warped Angelina action figure, and still have the gull to ask for money from strangers, then I don’t see why I can’t ask for neuter money.

Think of it as the opposite procedure to the one that Nadya Suleman is asking you to support.
I’m trying to avoid getting a litter of puppies, where as fake-Angie is trying to breed an entire population to survive the economical Armageddon that is today, or at least breed enough to start her own assembly line for some laborious activity that might make money? I don’t get it.

How about you donate to a worthy cause instead? 12for12k

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