Teenage Girls

So apparently I was quoted the other day.

A friend of mine is reading Twilight. He said “I’m getting really annoyed with Edward. He’s so repetitive. ‘I want you, but it’s bad for you’. ‘We can’t be together but I can’t say no.‘ ‘I’m dangerous.’ I don’t understand why Bella puts up with that really. She should just say ‘make up your mind, either you want to be with me or you don’t‘ and if he doesn’t well she should move on. I never would have put up with that in high school.”

All I could say was “obviously you don’t remember being a heterosexual teenage girl”

My gay friend found that quite amusing.